Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What is Pat Sajak's favorite Christmas carol?

No L

How are black people like Christmas lights?

Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ?

Q: Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? A: Because she has no arms. Q:Who's there ? A:Not Sarah.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why is the bicycle unable to stay up?

Because it is two-tired!!!!

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Jill Jokes More Jill Jokes

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !