What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?

Ilene. What if she is Chinese? Irene.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

Mickey Mouse Jokes More Mickey Mouse Jokes

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why do mice have such tiny balls?

Because so few of them can dance!

What do you get when you put mice in the oven?

Mice crispies.