What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

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What's the difference between a small bird?

One of it's legs is a little smaller.

What do you call a door with no legs?

A door.

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What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

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What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.

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What do you call a mouse with no balls?

Optical.

Why do mice have tiny balls?

Not very many of them know how to dance