What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

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What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you get down off a horse?

You don't, you get down off a duck.

How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

Mickey Mouse Jokes More Mickey Mouse Jokes

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

stop with the cheesey jokes!