What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

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What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

What walks on two legs, but can't move forward?

Americans who voted for Hillary

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What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?

Because Donald ducked.

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What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

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What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin