What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

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What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?

An octopuss !

What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

How do you get down from an aerial ladder?

A. You don't get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.

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What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.

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What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield !

When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?

When your a mouse !