What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call an appetizer made with duck?

Pregame.

What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

Mickey Mouse Jokes More Mickey Mouse Jokes

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?

Because Donald ducked.

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.