What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

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What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

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Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

How do you get down from a horse?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

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Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

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What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.