Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.

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What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

How do you stop a taliban tank ?

Shoot the Guy Pushing it

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What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

How do you get down from a horse?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

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What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..?

NOTHING....!!!

Why are you upset?

Her: Me: Was it the Donald- Her: Yes, it was the Donald Duck voice.

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What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.