Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.

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Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.

Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

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What did the duck say to the avacado?

guac guac

What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.

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What does Melania disagree with Donald on?

Anchor babes.

What's The Donald's favourite keyboard shortcut?

Command Alt Right.

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Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.