Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.

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What is similar between students with mental health issues and nurses giving vaccinations?

They both tend to shoot up schools.

Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

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Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

a duck

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What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

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Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?

Because Donald ducked.