What do you call a demon at the gym?

An exorcist.

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

What's Bigfoot's favourite exercise in the gym?

Sasquats

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What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon?

A: A vacant posession.

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

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What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.