What do you call a demon at the gym?

An exorcist.

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Why didn't the XML goto the Gym?

Because it couldn't be parsed.

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

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Why did the demon get arrested?

Posession

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

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Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.