Exorcist Jokes

What do you call a demon at the gym?

An exorcist.

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What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

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The planes kept Stalin.

How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

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What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

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What does the outside of your car trunk look like?

and "What's a gym "

What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

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What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

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What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

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How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."

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Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.

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Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.