Exorcist Jokes

What do you call a demon at the gym?

An exorcist.

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What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

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it was repossessed!

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You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

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Why did the demon get arrested?

Posession

Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.

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What do you call a greedy Christian?

A moreman.

What's a Christian's favourite guitar chord?

G-sus

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Because Polly wants a cracker.

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They're both annoying and want your money.

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Well they deleted

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They lie still.

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You get repossessed.

What's this payment?

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What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

What is a neckbeard's favorite denomination of time?

M'llenium