Exorcist Jokes

What do you call a demon at the gym?

An exorcist.

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What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

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What's a Christian's favourite guitar chord?

G-sus

What's a Christian's favourite chord progression?

G,Esus.

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

What's this payment?

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All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

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What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

Why dont Demons fear oxidation?

Because there's no rust for the wicked

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What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

What happened when Cinderella got to the ball?

She choked.

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Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Why did the bike not go to the gym?

BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D

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Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

When do clocks die?

When their time is up.

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What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

Why did Santa want a divorce?

His wife made sure he only came once a year.