Exorcist Jokes

What do you call a demon at the gym?

An exorcist.

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What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

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You grabbit.

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Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

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The outside

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He was having window pains I'm sorry

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What do you call a demon at the gym?

An exorcist.

What's my favorite machine at the gym?

The snack machine.

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sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

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An alarm cluck !

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What's this payment?

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What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

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Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism?

You'll get repossessed!

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Why do Demons and Ghouls hang out together?

Because Demons are a Ghouls best friend.

What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

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What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"