Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

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Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

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Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

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Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

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What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

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What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

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What are facts about canines we must believe?

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Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

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