Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

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When does a dog go "moo" ?

When it is learning a new language !

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Why are prison escapees so frustrating?

Because they never finish their s

Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

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What does a dyslexic Christian worship?

Dog

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

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