Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

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What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

What's the difference a kidney bean and a chickpea?

I've never paid $200 to have a kidney bean in my mouth.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

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Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

Why is Putin Always early?

because hes Russian (rush-en)

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car?

A convertible.

Why do Christian figureheads not like science?

Because it's about two Adams bonding.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern

How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.

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Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

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