Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?

One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.

What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

Dogma Jokes More Dogma Jokes

What are facts about canines we must believe?

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Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

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