Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

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What's the difference between a twitcher and a stutterer?

One's a bird watcher and the other's a word botcher!

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari ?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

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What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

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What did one galaxy say to the Lagoon Nebula?

Whats up M8?

Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef

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What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

What do you call an Atheist at a Christian fancy dress party?

A cross-dresser.

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Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

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Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

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