Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

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What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

What's the difference in Xbox One and your mother?

I genuinely care about your mother.

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What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it

How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

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Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

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What does a dyslexic Christian worship?

Dog

Why can't you checkmate a christian?

Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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What are facts about canines we must believe?

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Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

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