What do you call an Australian who discriminates against different types of rice?

Rice-ist!

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What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

What did the Australian say to the hawk?

Good eye!

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What do you call someone who discriminates you for your oral hygiene?

A dent*ist*.

What do you call a black guy who discriminates against white people?

A racist you racist.

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What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice

Why did the Chicken cross road?

With rice.