Discriminate Jokes

What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

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What do you call an Australian who discriminates against different types of rice?

Rice-ist!

What do you call someone who discriminates you for your oral hygiene?

A dent*ist*.

What do you call a black guy who discriminates against white people?

A racist you racist.

Why do SJWs like cancer?

Because it doesn't discriminate.

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Painting Jokes More Painting Jokes

What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

What do call a bunch of white people on a bench?

The NBA

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

Racist Jokes More Racist Jokes

What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

What do you call a black person from Niger?

A Nigerian, you racist

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready "

Nation Jokes More Nation Jokes

What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

What's the difference between an artist and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

How are cancer and pregnancy similar?

They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy.

What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT ! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What do Australians call upside down cake?

Cake.

Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.