Discriminate Jokes

What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

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What do you call an Australian who discriminates against different types of rice?

Rice-ist!

What do you call someone who discriminates you for your oral hygiene?

A dent*ist*.

What do you call a black guy who discriminates against white people?

A racist you racist.

Why do SJWs like cancer?

Because it doesn't discriminate.

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White People Jokes More White People Jokes

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why do people dislike going to the dentist?

Because he is boring.

What's the perfect time to go to the dentist?

Two thirty.

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What's the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four.

What do you call a black guy who goes to college?

A Basketball player.

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What do you call an Australian who discriminates against different types of rice?

Rice-ist!

Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

Painting Jokes More Painting Jokes

What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the poor, unfortunate, paraplegic kid get for christmas?

Cancer.

What do a good joke and a child with cancer have in common?

They never get old.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.

What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.