An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.
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Rice-ist!
A dent*ist*.
A racist you racist.
Because it doesn't discriminate.
A hallucination.
It's a nation without a litre.
One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.
The coming of the Lord.
A box of crackers.
To get their stuff back.
Cancer.
Only my dad gets it.
Too many strokes.
Because they always get root access.
A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.
They are too trigger-happy.
They can't handle the trigger!
They can't go into a store without Robin
A stay at home dad