An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.
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Rice-ist!
A dent*ist*.
A racist you racist.
Because it doesn't discriminate.
Procrastination!
Discrimination
Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.
How long before the rice is ready "
Because they never make it past the first check, mate.
Stone Cold Steve Irwin
Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.
Because they find it insaltine.
You can't make your van gogh.
Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now
They have too many ft. *edit for spelling
Because of tooth decade!
A little plaque.
Camouflaged
Pilots, you racist!