Discriminate Jokes

What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

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What do you call an Australian who discriminates against different types of rice?

Rice-ist!

What do you call someone who discriminates you for your oral hygiene?

A dent*ist*.

What do you call a black guy who discriminates against white people?

A racist you racist.

Why do SJWs like cancer?

Because it doesn't discriminate.

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Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What Australian city has the most cats?

Purrth.

How does an Australian call his friend from the Czech Republic?

Czechmate

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

What's the difference between three black guys and a joke?

Your mom can't take a joke.

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

What do you call an Australian who discriminates against different types of rice?

Rice-ist!

Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?

Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.

Why was no at the Premature Ejaculaters' support group when I arrived?

I came early.

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

What's the difference between yogurt and white people?

If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.

Why do white people own so many pets?

Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

What form of humor do Dentists find most offensive?

Plaqueface

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the blind deaf mute boy in a wheelchair get for Christmas?

Cancer!

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

Why do artists never win when they play football ?

They keep drawing !

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?