An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
You can't make your van gogh.
A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )
A tumblr.
The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.
Red paint.
The whole thing was a gas.
Because they always take things littorally
Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"
4: McDonalds The end
The roller ghosted.
They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun
Virgins. Sorry if it's a repost, I'm fairly new here.
Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.
So they can park in handicapped spaces.
abDUCT tape
So the dishwasher matches the appliances
The brides are already dressed in white.