Why did the Ferguson protesters go home early last night?

The whole thing was a gas.

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How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

What do you call a policeman with a thing for MLP?

A clop cop.

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How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

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How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None... they just shoot the room for being black.

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

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Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

Why did the Ferguson protesters go home early last night?

The whole thing was a gas.