How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a?

Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

How long does it take a necrophiliac to screw in a light bulb?

Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.

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Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

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What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

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How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None... they just shoot the room for being black.

What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.