How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.

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How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?

How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.

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How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?

None They don't make Pampers small enough.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets?

Because he was white.

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

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What do you hear when Bill Cosby walks into the room?

Zzzzip)

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

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Why are people so sad in Ferguson?

Because they live in misery

How many Ferguson protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None they can't change anything.