How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.

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Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.

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How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They can't get up that high!

How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.

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Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.

How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.

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What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?

A baby with a punctured lung

How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

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What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.