Why is Peter Pan such a terrible pilot?

Because he Neverlands

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What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of "Peter Pan"?

Slow Children At Play

Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

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What's the name of the new shawarma restaurant in Neverland?

Pita Pan

Why are Peter Pan's jokes not funny?

Because they Neverland

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Why is Peter Pan such a terrible pilot?

Because he Neverlands

Why don't Malaysian TV shows get commissioned?

Because they all have terrible pilots.