His punches Neverland.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!
The Pirates always lose.
Because he Neverlands.
Slow Children At Play
Rufi-ooooooo!
He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!
Because he Neverlands
It looks like we're going to Neverland."
Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands
Peter Wok
Couple's Daily Question Mug
He always tells them with a dead Pan face.
Because they Neverland
Peter Pot. He gets so high he never lands.
A: Wendy's!
They Neverland.
Peter Grill
Taco Bell.
Because he neverlands
He was dyslexic.
Try to get her off!
The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."
Won ton
A Kangacrew
One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
Because they never grow old
Because if they fell forwards, they'd land in the boat.
Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.
Polaroids
The pan... duh
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.
Slow children.