Peter Pan Jokes

Why was Peter Pan a bad boxer?

His punches Neverland.

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Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of "Peter Pan"?

Slow Children At Play

What to Bill Cosby and Peter Pan have in common?

Rufi-ooooooo!

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

Why is Peter Pan such a terrible pilot?

Because he Neverlands

What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland."

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

What do they call Peter Pan in China?

Peter Wok

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Why does nobody laugh at zombie-Peter Pan's jokes?

He always tells them with a dead Pan face.

Why are Peter Pan's jokes not funny?

Because they Neverland

What's Peter Pan's brother's name?

Peter Pot. He gets so high he never lands.

What's Peter Pan's favorite restaurant?

A: Wendy's!

What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

What do you call Peter Pan when he's barbequing?

Peter Grill

What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

Why is peter pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

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Lesbiyinz.

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The Pirates always lose.

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What do you call a group of elephants?

A pack o'derms

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An applause....

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What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

What's going on in this movie?

Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record.

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How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

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What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

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What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

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Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

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Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast