Peter Pan Jokes

Why was Peter Pan a bad boxer?

His punches Neverland.

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Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of "Peter Pan"?

Slow Children At Play

What to Bill Cosby and Peter Pan have in common?

Rufi-ooooooo!

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

Why is Peter Pan such a terrible pilot?

Because he Neverlands

What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland."

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

What do they call Peter Pan in China?

Peter Wok

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Why does nobody laugh at zombie-Peter Pan's jokes?

He always tells them with a dead Pan face.

Why are Peter Pan's jokes not funny?

Because they Neverland

What's Peter Pan's brother's name?

Peter Pot. He gets so high he never lands.

What's Peter Pan's favorite restaurant?

A: Wendy's!

What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

What do you call Peter Pan when he's barbequing?

Peter Grill

What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

Why is peter pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

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Peter Grill

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Where did Ronda Rousey learn how to take a punch?

Holm School

What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.