What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

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What happened to Kim Jong?

He was ill.

What happen when you put Einstein in a -20C clean room?

You get a solid-state frizzicist.

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What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

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What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

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What's Peter Pan's favorite restaurant?

A: Wendy's!

What to Bill Cosby and Peter Pan have in common?

Rufi-ooooooo!

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Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

Why are Peter Pan's jokes not funny?

Because they Neverland

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What do you call it when you punch someone with an avocado?

Guacamelee

What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.