What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

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What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

What does a weed addict day when something miraculous happens?

Dank god

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Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

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How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed?

The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out

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Why is peter pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

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Why is peter pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

Why are Peter Pan's jokes not funny?

Because they Neverland

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What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!