What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

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What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

What happens to a laffy taffy joke in the rain?

It makes me laugh a little bit, in the rain.

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How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant?

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming

What do women and pine trees have in common?

Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.

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Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

What happens when Hillary throws relevant questions?

Donald Ducks I'll show myself out

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What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

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What's the name of the new shawarma restaurant in Neverland?

Pita Pan

Why are Peter Pan's jokes not funny?

Because they Neverland

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Why would somebody punch a sheep?

Ewe wouldn't understand.

Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.