What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

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What happens when there are two Islamic terrorist identical brothers and one is way taller than the other?

The Twin Towers.

What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

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Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

Why do women try to talk football?

Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.

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What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

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What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland."

What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

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What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

Why is Peter Pan such a terrible pilot?

Because he Neverlands

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Why did the scientist get punched in the restaurant?

He ordered some NaCl.

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.