What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

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What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

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Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

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When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.

What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist

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How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.