What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

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Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

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What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

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How do you describe every gf in one word?

K

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk