How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.

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What has ten letters and starts with gas?

flatulence"

What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

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How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.