How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.

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What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist?

His amp.

What should you do with a burning Kotex?

Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.

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What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.