What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

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Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

What do you call a preacher with an erection?

A firm believer

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir."

What do you get when you drop your frozen waffle at the beach?

A San Diego

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

How does a penman make his living?

He charges a calligra-fee of course!

Wood Chipper Jokes More Wood Chipper Jokes

What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.