What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

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Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What's the difference between an erection and a Camaro?

I don't have a Camaro....

What do you call a narcissistic plant with an erection?

A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why is baby black?

Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!

What do you call the teacher who lost her baby?

Miss Carriage

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What is large and grey and shoots tourists in Africa?

An elefanatic, of course.

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport?

Basket-ball of course!

Wood Chipper Jokes More Wood Chipper Jokes

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.