What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

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Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.

Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?

A flat back four!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What do you call a disobedient feline pirate?

A mew-tineer! And what do you call a genetically altered cow A moo-tant, of course!

What's the instinctual response to a bad gym selfie?

A reflex of course.

Wood Chipper Jokes More Wood Chipper Jokes

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.