What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

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Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

What's the difference between hazelnuts and deernuts?

Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.

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What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

What does an EA-18 and Bob Marley have in common?

They both are jamming people.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

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What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.