What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between pokemon go and my girlfriend?

Pokemon go always goes down on me

What's the difference between a white nationalist and a racist?

Two syllables.

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

Jelly Jokes More Jelly Jokes

What is a printer's favorite type of jelly?

Jelly's fine, but paper jam is the best!

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !

Wood Chipper Jokes More Wood Chipper Jokes

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.