What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

Why was the young strawberry crying?

His parents were in a jam.

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

Jelly Jokes More Jelly Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

Wood Chipper Jokes More Wood Chipper Jokes

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.