What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

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What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

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What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?

A: If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

What the difference between a pancake?

It tastes better with jam.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

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How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.