What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

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What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

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Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

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How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.

What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.