What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

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What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

What does Justin Bieber and jam have in common?

They're both in bread

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What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

Wood Chipper Jokes More Wood Chipper Jokes

What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.

How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.