What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

Sheepdog Jokes More Sheepdog Jokes

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here"

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What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !