Jelly Jokes

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

What is a printer's favorite type of jelly?

Jelly's fine, but paper jam is the best!

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !

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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !

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Squash.

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To crunch numbers.

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What lives in apples and is an avid reader?

A bookworm !

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