Jelly Jokes

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

What is a printer's favorite type of jelly?

Jelly's fine, but paper jam is the best!

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !

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What do you call the yellow ones?

Yellow labs. And the black ones -Black labs. So the brown ones are- -No we named those after dog poison.

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

What did one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

What do you call a reuben sandwich with a horn?

A rye-nocerous

Paper Jam Jokes More Paper Jam Jokes

What Do You Call it When Printers Have a Party?

A paper jam

What is a printer's favorite type of jelly?

Jelly's fine, but paper jam is the best!

Midwest Jokes More Midwest Jokes

Why is Flint MI famous for it's sandwiches?

They have the highest Pb : jelly ratio in the midwest!

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

Why did the blonde call an exterminator?

Her computer had a bug...

Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

Google Maps Jokes More Google Maps Jokes

What do you call the version of google maps without pac man?

Pac Man-free Ver.

How do you make apple jelly?

google maps.

Black One Jokes More Black One Jokes

What do you call the yellow ones?

Yellow labs. And the black ones -Black labs. So the brown ones are- -No we named those after dog poison.

What Do People Have In Common With Jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.