Jelly Jokes

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

What is a printer's favorite type of jelly?

Jelly's fine, but paper jam is the best!

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !

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What wobbles as it flies?

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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !

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What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

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Which band does feminists hate the most?

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What happened to the number 10?

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Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

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What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

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What do you call the yellow ones?

Yellow labs. And the black ones -Black labs. So the brown ones are- -No we named those after dog poison.

How are kids like piano keys?

All the black ones are accidentals.

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Why do black people like basketball?

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Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?

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