Jelly Jokes

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

What is a printer's favorite type of jelly?

Jelly's fine, but paper jam is the best!

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !

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What kind of music does a printer make?

A paper jam.

What Do You Call it When Printers Have a Party?

A paper jam

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock."

What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em?

Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

Black One Jokes More Black One Jokes

How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.

What happens if you steel?

You have to get Alloy-er

Jelly Bean Jokes More Jelly Bean Jokes

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

Wobble Jokes More Wobble Jokes

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

What wobbles as it flies?

A: A jelly-copter.