Jelly Jokes

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

What is a printer's favorite type of jelly?

Jelly's fine, but paper jam is the best!

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !

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It wood rock.

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What do Apple and the US economy have in common now?

No Jobs

Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

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The collie wobbles !

What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here"

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What's the best part about living in Flint, Michigan?

Leaded gasoline is pretty cheep!

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

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What is red and dangerous ?

Strawberry and tarantula jelly !

What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?

A: If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

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What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

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