Jelly Jokes

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

What is a printer's favorite type of jelly?

Jelly's fine, but paper jam is the best!

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !

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What do you get when you put jelly into Flint, Michigan's water supply?

Pb &amp J.

What do you call on-again off-again snow in Michigan?

Inter-mitten.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the wooden car with the wooden wheels and the wooden engine?

It wooden go

Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?

He couldn't keep his hands off his privates

What's the worst thing to hear during a prostate exam?

Look! No hands!

Wobble Jokes More Wobble Jokes

What wobbles as it flies?

A: A jelly-copter.

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech?

Checkmate!

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

Midwest Jokes More Midwest Jokes

Why is Flint MI famous for it's sandwiches?

They have the highest Pb : jelly ratio in the midwest!

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.