Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

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How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?

They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.

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What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight ?

When they had lots of sleepless knights !

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What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.?

His brother with the DVR

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

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How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

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What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.