Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

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Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

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Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

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Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

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First we steal two Eggs

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Why are they called The Fine Bros?

Because they try to get everyone fined for copyright.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

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Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.