What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.?

His brother with the DVR

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Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

What do you call a white girl that runs faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin

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How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane?

A pilot, you f'n racist!!

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What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

A: It stole the show!

Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

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What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.

What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.?

His brother with the DVR