What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.?

His brother with the DVR

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How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

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What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

What did the black guy see when he went down the roller coaster?

His upper lip.

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What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

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What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.