What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.?

His brother with the DVR

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call a college scholarship for a black guy?

all of them.

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call a reckless thief who only steals cooking utensils?

A whisk taker.

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

T.V. Jokes More T.V. Jokes

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it