What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

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What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

Why do virgins never stand still?

They are used to being chaste.

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What's the definition of a redneck virgin?

A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers.

Why don't robots have brothers?

Because they all have trans-sisters

South Jokes More South Jokes

Why Americans are so bad in geography?

They are taking the geography lessons from their Canadian neighbors in the south.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

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Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!