What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

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What do you call a girl from Alabama who's faster than her brothers?

A virgin

What do you say when a virgin sneezes?

Goesintight.

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How many are you?

We are three. - Three - Me and my brother. - You have a brother - No why do you ask

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

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How did blind slaves escape the South?

The Underground Braille-road

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

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How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"