Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

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What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

What's the best hour to book a dental appointment?

Tooth hurty.

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The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

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What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

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What is the most popular dating website in the south?

Ancestry.com

What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

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Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

Why is it called the 3/5 compromise?

Because it is only 2/5 solution.