Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

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Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

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What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

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How did blind slaves escape the South?

The Underground Braille-road

What do you call bread baked in the south?

inbred

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Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

3/5