Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

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What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!"

What's the best hour to book a dental appointment?

Tooth hurty.

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Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

What do you get when you put 28 Alabama Sorority girls in one room?

A full set of teeth

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Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

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How many people does it take to start a riot?

3/5

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.