What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

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What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

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What does a cat say when it lands on it's back?

Me. Ow.

Why do neckbeard dentists love Cats the musical?

Because m'cavity.

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When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

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What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

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Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ?

It lives on ice !

How about pets?

That's fine" dog walks in and lights up "We'll take it"