What happens to a tipped cow?

They can't MOOve

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Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

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What's the problem with tipped cows?

They can't MOOve

What happens to a tipped cow?

They can't MOOve

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Where did the cow go?

It mooved.

What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.