What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

What would santa be if he was a farmer?

A jolly rancher.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight.

Moove Jokes More Moove Jokes

What do cows do in traffic?

They moove

What's the problem with tipped cows?

They can't MOOve