What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!"

What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the difference between Ray Charles and Ray Rice?

Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder.

Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

Moove Jokes More Moove Jokes

What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

What's the problem with tipped cows?

They can't MOOve