What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp?

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit it the more English you get

What did the fish say when he hit concrete?

Dam(n).

Moove Jokes More Moove Jokes

What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

Where did the cow go?

It mooved.