What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why do farmers put bells on cows?

Their horns don't work.

What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop?

She was hit by a bus

Moove Jokes More Moove Jokes

What do cows do in traffic?

They moove

Where did the cow go?

It mooved.