What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

What do you call a farmer who's excellent at what he does?

Outstanding in his field

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

Moove Jokes More Moove Jokes

What do cows do in traffic?

They moove

What happens to a tipped cow?

They can't MOOve