What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

What do you call a cow with no sense of humor ?

A feminist

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the stick-figure man's arm keep hitting him in the face?

Because it was the punch line.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus

Moove Jokes More Moove Jokes

What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

What do cows do in traffic?

They moove