Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

What's the difference between Marty McFly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What goes "Ooooooooooo!"?

A cow with no lips.

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What is the difference between a call center job and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

Square Meal Jokes More Square Meal Jokes

Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.