Why is hay so unreliable?

It keeps baleing

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What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

He wanted her to hit the hay!

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What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

Why did batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled