What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

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What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

What do you call two guys above a window?

Kurt and Rod

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How does Batman's mom call him home for dinner?

She doesn't because she's dead.

What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ?

Flatman and Ribbon !

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How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

A PDFile.

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What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

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Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

Why was the Hay Robber's prison sentence cut short?

He got out on bale.