What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

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Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."

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How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.

How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.

Kidnap Jokes More Kidnap Jokes

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

What does an elephant say when it kidnaps someone?

Get in the trunk"