An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.
Russell
Cause he was snowden.
Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."
One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.
Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.
The pope died a virgin
Get in the trunk"