What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

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Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

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What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker

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What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the Eskimo schoolgirl?

What's an ice girl like you doing in a place like this

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What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin