What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

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Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

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Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.

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Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

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How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.