An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.
At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.
Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.
Polly want a quacker!
A: He was selling quack.
Ireland: More bars in more places
A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.
The pope died a virgin
A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.
