What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

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Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

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Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day! 911: And you didn't?

No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.

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What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans?

Being rescued by the Americans

How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.