Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

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What do you call a Hungarian insect who won't leave siddhartha alone?

A Buddha-pest.

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the chicken get himself run over by a car?

To get to the "other side".

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

Who is he?

Crash Bandicoot God I miss this guy.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

Ow, mitosis!

Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

What did one leper say to another?

Got yer nose!

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg