Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club?

Challah at ya boy!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why is this?

B: It's because your feet aren't empty.

What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

What do you call a leper in a hot tub?

Stew!