Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don't look I'm changing!

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How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

D--Dos

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

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Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

Why are spiders good swimmers ?

They have webbed feet !

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What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.