Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

Previous Random Joke Next

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

What has four legs but doesn't move?

A: A statue of a dog!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.