What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease?

One is a runt with a cache.

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What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.

What's the difference between a caver and a spelunker?

A caver rescues a spelunker.

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How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

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What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmys?

One is a cunning bunch of runts...

What's the difference between a group of midget spies and a women's track team?

One is a cunning group of runts.

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What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease?

One is a runt with a cache.

What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.