What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease?

One is a runt with a cache.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.

Cache Jokes More Cache Jokes

Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease?

One is a runt with a cache.

Runt Jokes More Runt Jokes

What's the difference between a a women's track team and a tribe of pygmy's?

One is a cunning bunch of runts and the the is a running bunch of.....nevermind.

What's the difference between a High School girls track team and a tribe of pigmy?

Pigmies are a cunning bunch of runts.

Venereal Disease Jokes More Venereal Disease Jokes

Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.