What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease?

One is a runt with a cache.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

What is the difference between a feminist and a walrus?

A walrus has at least two valid points.

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Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

What makes a software developer feel rich?

Their Cache

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What's the difference between a High School girls track team and a tribe of pigmy?

Pigmies are a cunning bunch of runts.

What's the difference between a group of midget spies and a women's track team?

One is a cunning group of runts.

Venereal Disease Jokes More Venereal Disease Jokes

What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease?

One is a runt with a cache.

What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.