What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease?

One is a runt with a cache.

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What's the point?

You look ridiculous. What difference does 1 inch really make Don't answer that.

What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmys?

One is a cunning bunch of runts...

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Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

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What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease?

One is a runt with a cache.

What's the difference between a a women's track team and a tribe of pygmy's?

One is a cunning bunch of runts and the the is a running bunch of.....nevermind.

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What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.

What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.