Cache Jokes

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

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What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease?

One is a runt with a cache.

Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

What makes a software developer feel rich?

Their Cache

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

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Whats the difference between Electricians and Technicians?

You don't have electricians that are colour blind!

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why do black people wear lots of chains?

It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.

What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

Resource Jokes More Resource Jokes

Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

What Did The Hard Drive Get When It Wanted Data But Didn't Have The Resources?

A Cache-Advance

Venereal Disease Jokes More Venereal Disease Jokes

What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.

What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!