Cache Jokes

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

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What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease?

One is a runt with a cache.

Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

What makes a software developer feel rich?

Their Cache

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

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Well, one's a cunning runt...

What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease?

One is a runt with a cache.

Hard Drive Jokes More Hard Drive Jokes

Why was the computer tired when he got home?

Because he had a hard drive!

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work?

Cause it had a hard drive.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!

Cpu Jokes More Cpu Jokes

How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD?

It took the bus.

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Computer Engineer Jokes More Computer Engineer Jokes

Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

What did the Computer Engineer say?

What did the computer Engineer say when he saw his favorite drink? ICT

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across."

Retire Jokes More Retire Jokes

Why did the tire pop?

Because it retired.

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"