Cache Jokes

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

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What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease?

One is a runt with a cache.

Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

What makes a software developer feel rich?

Their Cache

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

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What do you call a hard drive in a hydraulic press?

File compression

Why was the computer tired when he got home?

Because he had a hard drive!

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What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

Retire Jokes More Retire Jokes

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

What Do You Call Bob The Builder When He Retires?

Bob.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

What would have to break to give you 18?

a condom

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

Technician Jokes More Technician Jokes

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

Whats the difference between Electricians and Technicians?

You don't have electricians that are colour blind!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

What do you call a rapper who's feeling bitter?

NaClmore

Cpu Jokes More Cpu Jokes

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.