Cache Jokes

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

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What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease?

One is a runt with a cache.

Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

What makes a software developer feel rich?

Their Cache

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

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Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

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How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, just upgrade to windows

What do Spider-Man and Windows 98 have in common?

They're always rebooting.

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How often do lesbian gypsies get their hands read?

Every 28 days or so.

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

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What's the difference between a a women's track team and a tribe of pygmy's?

One is a cunning bunch of runts and the the is a running bunch of.....nevermind.

What's the difference between a group of midget spies and a women's track team?

One is a cunning group of runts.

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Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

What's this for?

He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."

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Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.

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What do Mexican parents and good reddit comments have in common?

They have lots of children.

What does The Lion King have a lot of?

Simbalism

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How did Jesus pay for our sins?

Pray-Pal

How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..