Cache Jokes

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

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What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease?

One is a runt with a cache.

Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

What makes a software developer feel rich?

Their Cache

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

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What did the baby computer call his dad?

Data!

What is west saharan favourite number?

Data not avalible.

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How many tries does it take to get to the front page?

A LOT.

What do you call a German who cringes a lot?

Vince

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What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.

What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease?

One is a runt with a cache.

Ram Jokes More Ram Jokes

What's the #1 horror movie in the far east ?

The Sirens of the Rams.

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!"

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

What's the difference between astronomy & astrology?

Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points.

Technician Jokes More Technician Jokes

Whats the difference between Electricians and Technicians?

You don't have electricians that are colour blind!

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

Hard Drive Jokes More Hard Drive Jokes

Why was the computer tired when he got home?

Because he had a hard drive!

What Did The Hard Drive Get When It Wanted Data But Didn't Have The Resources?

A Cache-Advance