Cache Jokes

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

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What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease?

One is a runt with a cache.

Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

What makes a software developer feel rich?

Their Cache

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

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How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Resource Jokes More Resource Jokes

What Did The Hard Drive Get When It Wanted Data But Didn't Have The Resources?

A Cache-Advance

Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

Cpu Jokes More Cpu Jokes

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

Technician Jokes More Technician Jokes

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

Whats the difference between Electricians and Technicians?

You don't have electricians that are colour blind!

Ram Jokes More Ram Jokes

What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!"

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How many 1980s R &amp?

B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight

How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.

Datum Jokes More Datum Jokes

What Did The Hard Drive Get When It Wanted Data But Didn't Have The Resources?

A Cache-Advance

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard