Technician Jokes

Whats the difference between Electricians and Technicians?

You don't have electricians that are colour blind!

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How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

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Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb ?

Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did Mitt Romney say to C3P0?

Threepio, hand me those binders, willya

How do you shut an Italian up?

Tie his hands behind his back

Operate Jokes More Operate Jokes

What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

What Operating System does a Redditor use?

Fedora Linux!

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

What's the difference between a light bulb and my pregnant girlfriend?

I can unscrew a lightbulb.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many white people does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just hire a mexican to do it.

How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?

An octopuss !

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude