Technician Jokes

Whats the difference between Electricians and Technicians?

You don't have electricians that are colour blind!

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How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why do most blind folks not skydive?

The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while.

Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates"

What do you call a pair of attractive succubi?

Double D-Mons

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

What do the French call artificial feet for cats?

Faux Paws

Paramedic Jokes More Paramedic Jokes

How did the paramedics know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders in the glove box

What's better than a pair of Emerency Medical Technicians?

A paramedic(s)!

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

What do you say to give an electrician encouragement?

You conduit!"

What the the electrician say to his buddy?

Watts up !

Audi O Jokes More Audi O Jokes

Why don't blonde's like audio-books?

A: There aren't any pictures.

What do sound engineers say when they leave?

Audios