How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

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How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

Why are drug addicts bad at billiards?

Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball

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What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

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What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.

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How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

Whats the difference between Electricians and Technicians?

You don't have electricians that are colour blind!

Cache Jokes More Cache Jokes

Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.