What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.

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What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

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What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.

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What medication that can make people inspire you?

Aspirin sorry guys

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.