Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.
Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .
The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!
Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border
They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)
Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/