Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.
They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)
Aspirin sorry guys
ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do ME: It's difficult to say.
Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/
A pigeon... "Coup, coup"
Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.
HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show
It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.
Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)
He listens to his old music.
Dadjokes
Because they're funny on many levels.
He ate the dentist.
When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.
Because in Russia the military coups you.
Coup.
Because it's bipolar
Little seizures.
Caesar salad
She worked it out with a pencil.
It's all I do. "WHAT " I said, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.
1 US Leader.
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
