Inspire Jokes

What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug
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Coffee Mug

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

What medication that can make people inspire you?

Aspirin sorry guys

Who inspires you?

ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do ME: It's difficult to say.

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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Manicure Jokes More Manicure Jokes

What's the same about nail care and black people?

They're both manicures

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What are some good fruit jokes?

My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes.

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

Lil Wayne Jokes More Lil Wayne Jokes

What's Lil Wayne's Favorite Movie?

Amlie Amlie Amlie Amlie Amlie

What's Lil Wayne's Favorite French Movie?

AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a girl that gives head in the shower?

Brainwashed.

How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

Stroke Jokes More Stroke Jokes

What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

What do you call an inspiring jerk session?

A stroke of genius!

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Pigeon Jokes More Pigeon Jokes

What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

Why did the pigeon hate the crow?

because he was in the coo klux klan