Lil Wayne Jokes

What's Lil Wayne's Favorite Movie?

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What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

How does Lil Wayne get inspiration for his new music?

He listens to his old music.

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

What's Lil Wayne's Favorite French Movie?

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What do you call tiny batman?

Lil Wayne

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

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Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

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Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

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What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

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Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming?

He did too much coding.

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

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What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

Skip to the next track

What do you call the James Brown songs no one listens to?

Defunct funk.

Code Jokes More Code Jokes

What's the programmer's favorite drug?

A line of code.

Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming?

He did too much coding.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the doctor go the furniture store?

Because he needed a stool sample.

Why did the flume ride need repairs?

Because it got waterlogged.

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What do you call a masterbating cow?

Beef stroganoff

Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.