Lil Wayne Jokes

What's Lil Wayne's Favorite Movie?

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What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

How does Lil Wayne get inspiration for his new music?

He listens to his old music.

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

What's Lil Wayne's Favorite French Movie?

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What do you call tiny batman?

Lil Wayne

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

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How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

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What's your favorite medical joke?

I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

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Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming?

He did too much coding.

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

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Why does nobody like to sit next to Elsa?

Coz...she "let's it go!"

When people say "May I ask who's calling?

I like to say "Sure, go ahead."

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Where does the midget pizza chef with epilepsy work?

Little seizures

Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.

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Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming?

He did too much coding.

What's lil Wayne's favorite pizza?

Lil seizure

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What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

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How does Lil Wayne get inspiration for his new music?

He listens to his old music.

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)