Lil Wayne Jokes

What's Lil Wayne's Favorite Movie?

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What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

How does Lil Wayne get inspiration for his new music?

He listens to his old music.

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

What's Lil Wayne's Favorite French Movie?

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What do you call tiny batman?

Lil Wayne

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

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What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

What beer goes best with pizza?

Pepper-Peroni

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?

I need to do a vowel movement!

How many girls a boy need to shoot a school?

None.

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What kind of music do cows listen to?

dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.

Why can a woman never be a good DJ?

They will never listen to Logic or Reason.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What Pokemon likes to run?

Lucardio!

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

Little Seizure Jokes More Little Seizure Jokes

What's an epileptic's least favorite pizza place?

Little Seizures.

Whats Lil' Waynes favorite pizza place?

Little seizures

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

Inspiration Jokes More Inspiration Jokes

How does Lil Wayne get inspiration for his new music?

He listens to his old music.

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

Why does Snoop always carry an umbrella?

Fo da drizzle.

Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.