Lil Wayne Jokes

What's Lil Wayne's Favorite Movie?

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What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

How does Lil Wayne get inspiration for his new music?

He listens to his old music.

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

What's Lil Wayne's Favorite French Movie?

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What do you call tiny batman?

Lil Wayne

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

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What did the pizza say to the pizza cutter?

Wanna pizza me

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

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What's lil Wayne's favorite pizza?

Lil seizure

Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming?

He did too much coding.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

What do you call a room full of comatose people?

A salad.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

What kind of music do cows listen to?

dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

Why can't rappers rap about nice things?

YEAH GIRL I'm GOING TO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHS AND ....... Give them to a homeless guy because he's cold

Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

How many good deeds do you need to be called a superhero?

Because If it's one or less, I'm totally there.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call someone who doesn't like The Simpsons?

A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!

What do you call a Mexican who likes little kids?

A pedrophile.

Code Jokes More Code Jokes

What's the code name for a nitrogen molecule?

Double 07.

Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming?

He did too much coding.