Lil Wayne Jokes

What's Lil Wayne's Favorite Movie?

Amlie Amlie Amlie Amlie Amlie

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

How does Lil Wayne get inspiration for his new music?

He listens to his old music.

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

What's Lil Wayne's Favorite French Movie?

AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE

What do you call tiny batman?

Lil Wayne

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

You might also enjoy:

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Why did Lot leave his wife?

She became salty.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.

Lil Jokes More Lil Jokes

Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming?

He did too much coding.

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.

Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again?

He's been underground for five years now.

Code Jokes More Code Jokes

Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming?

He did too much coding.

What has 6 legs bits and talks in code ?

A morese-quito !

Wayne Jokes More Wayne Jokes

Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming?

He did too much coding.