Lil Wayne Jokes

What's Lil Wayne's Favorite Movie?

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What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

How does Lil Wayne get inspiration for his new music?

He listens to his old music.

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

What's Lil Wayne's Favorite French Movie?

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What do you call tiny batman?

Lil Wayne

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

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Caesar!

What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

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What is Anon's favorite coding language?

Fortran

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

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Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

What kind of music do you like?

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?

Fo' Drizzle!

What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for?

Fo' Drizzle

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Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

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Why did Xmen's Cyclops go to the doctors?

Because he needed laser eye surgery!

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

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How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

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What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.

What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.