What do you call a room full of comatose people?

A salad.

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Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How do you tell if there's a Pilot in the room?

They've already told you.

How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!"

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.