What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!"

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Why did the judge throw out Bram Stoker's lawsuit?

His accusations weren't backed up by vampirical evidence

What did the frustrated cannibal say?

Nothing he just threw up his hands.

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Why Did The Vulcanologist Go To Jail?

Because he, basalt-ed someone. Ba

Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

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Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing

Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing