What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!"

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Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

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Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

What do you call a five foot psychic that escapes from jail?

A small medium at large.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.