What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!"

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.

Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing