What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!"

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What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

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What is the scariest thing about a white man in jail?

you know he did it.

Why did the peanut go to jail?

He was a-roasted peanut.

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What do you call a room full of comatose people?

A salad.

What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."