Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box?

All dressed up, with no place to go.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What is a blonde's favorite vegetable?

Salad

What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHILARIOUS

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !