Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up as a choir boy!

What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What is Shaun Morgan's favorite food?

Seether salad

What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

What's small red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.