Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!"

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What's small red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking