What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

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What is the difference between batman and a black guy?

Batman can walk into a store without Robin

What do you call a neolithic taking a walk?

A meanderthal

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why are there so many doctors in India?

Because about 20 million people are Sikh.

What did the doctor say to the man wearing cling-film?

I can clearly see you're nuts

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What did the psychiatrist say when a man wearing nothing but saran wrap walked in to the office?

I can clearly see "you're" nuts....

What is a long distance love?

It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit?

Durian durian! im sorry

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"