What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

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Why do the walking dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the dog feel insecure in her bathing suit?

She was a little husky.

How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!"

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What's small red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.