What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?

Brian Setzer

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you think I feel?

I have to walk home alone"

Why did the horse feel famous on Reddit?

He was gelded.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ?

A common tater !

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

What happened to you?

the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."

Why did the minus sign run for office?

To make a difference.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

What's red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.