What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How'd you get a black eye?

Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.

What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

What did the psychiatrist say when a man wearing nothing but saran wrap walked in to the office?

I can clearly see "you're" nuts....

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing