What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

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What do you get when you put Ryan dunn and Paul walker in a porshce?

Dunn Walking!!!

What's the most common activity people do while wearing safety vests?

Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'

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How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.

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Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"

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What do vegetables say when they go to party's?

TURNUP!

What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

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What does the doctor say after colonoscopy?

See ewwww later!

When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into his office wearing nothing but saran wrap?

I can clearly see you're nuts.

Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

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What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !