Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What country has 6 faces, and 8 points?

Cuba

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What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.

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Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz?

The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.

Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...