Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...

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What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?

A dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston marathon finish line.

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How long does it take for mods to remove a post?

removed

Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

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What do you call a pickle on sale?

A sweet Dill.

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

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What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz?

The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.