Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...

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What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

Why was 5 afraid of 6?

Because 6 7 8! ...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...

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Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

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What did one stegosaurus say to the other stegosaurus?

There's a sale on at the fern store!"

How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes

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Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...

What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...