Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...
Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).
Because 9, 8, 7....
He farts.
removed
ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*
A top-of-the-lime model.
The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.
