What do you call a pickle on sale?

A sweet Dill.

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Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

What did one stegosaurus say to the other stegosaurus?

There's a sale on at the fern store!"

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What do you call it when a pickle makes a mistake?

A dill d'oh

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.