What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

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About a day.

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If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

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What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?

A cow that can milk itself !

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Ground beef!

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Utterly useless

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What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

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Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years