What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby?

300 degrees in the oven.

What is the difference between a mechanical and civil engineer?

The former builds weapons, the latter targets

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Why don't cows hang out with camels?

They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.

What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

moo-tilated.

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What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

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What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

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Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years