What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

Whats the difference between a sly pig and a yeast infection?

One's a cunning runt.....

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

Where do Russians get their milk from?

From moscow

2000 Year Jokes More 2000 Year Jokes

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

Crucifixion Jokes More Crucifixion Jokes

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years