What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

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What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

A: The color.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

What goes moof?

A cow with buck teeth.

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What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

Why are there commercials for milk?

Who still doesn't know about milk

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What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

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Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years