Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

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Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

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What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake

Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

because they were a rip off

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What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

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What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit