Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

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What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

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He only got nailed once

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Osama Bin Liftin

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Wall-sits.

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Crossfit.

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Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years