Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

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What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

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Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

What happens when a magician gets mad?

He rips out his hare!

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How did Jesus stay in shape?

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He does crossfit.

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What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit