Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

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Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

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How did Jesus stay in shape?

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Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

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What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years