Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

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What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

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Whole Foods?

Ripped off.

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

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What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

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What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit