How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

What do jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!