How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

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How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

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What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!"

How many nails are there in a lesbian's coffin?

None. It is all tongue and groove

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What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"

What's the difference between a lady and a laddy?

The D