How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who knows, they never get the house.

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What was Jesus's least favorite bone?

The blasfemur

What was Jesus' reaction to being crucified?

He was cross.

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What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

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When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."