Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

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What did the pirate say when he saw the dank meme?

arrr lmao

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

Reject Jokes More Reject Jokes

Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

What did the woman say to the stamp collector to reject his romantic advances?

Philately will get you no where.

College Jokes More College Jokes

What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

Yale Jokes More Yale Jokes

What do all Yale and Harvard students have in common?

They got into Yale.

Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."