Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

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Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s?

Under his buccan-hat.

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

Reject Jokes More Reject Jokes

Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

Why did the girl reject iron oxide?

Because it was FeO

College Jokes More College Jokes

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

What college did the eyeball go to?

ICU.

Yale Jokes More Yale Jokes

What 11 letter word does every Yale graduate spell incorrectly?

I n c o r r e c t l y

Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."