Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

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How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

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Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

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What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

Bison

Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college?

Her GPA was unda da C.

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Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."

What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common?

They both got accepted to Yale.