Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

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Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'

Reject Jokes More Reject Jokes

Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

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What do you call a black guy at college?

A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.

What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

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What 11 letter word does every Yale graduate spell incorrectly?

I n c o r r e c t l y

Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.